THE COLLECTION
Three live Stripe products. Three extremely bad ideas to wear to work, weddings, or warranty counters.
(Besides the obvious fact that other shirt brands are boring)
100% premium cotton. So soft you'll forget you're making a statement. You're still making a statement.
Every design is tested on real people. If nobody snorts, we burn the design. We have a LOT of ash.
2-5 business days to your door. The regret is free and instantaneous.
REAL HUMANS, REAL SNORTS
*Some regrets. All 5 stars.
“Wore this to my sister's wedding. She said 'wow that's funny' and then cried. I'll take it.”
“My coworkers stopped inviting me to lunch. But strangers keep stopping me. Net positive.”
“I snorted while reading the shirt description. Ordered immediately. No regrets. Some regrets.”
“Lost a job interview because of this shirt. Worth it. 4 stars because the 5th star is still unemployed.”
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Life's too short for shirts that don't make people snort.
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